When she forgot to tell you she is a squirter.


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Oh my God send help

Ya’ll, like, pick up a bible.

When she tighter than you thought and you have to fight busting Quick.

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That second one is…man I’m having flashbacks lemme chill


When he send you a Dick print pic .

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My fucking childhood 😔😔


WHEN HE TELL YOU HE DOESNT EAT PUSSY .

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BUT HIS HOMIE DOES .

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Bruhhhh

Lmao this is great

Bruh.

Its BAAAAACCCCKKKK!

Nickelodeon would be so proud of it’s 90s kids….

When your giving head and shorty nuts in your mouth QAF with out warning .


I would like to personally invite each of you all to Bible Study with me this up and coming Wednesday from 7:00 pm to 8:00 pm

When your moms walks in on you while you in them guts .

BRUH WHAT IS THIS!? WHAT IS THIS ALL LMFAO

why did it come to this

When she lets you come on her face but you’re worried you hurt her.

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 WHEN YOU GOTTA SHOW HER THAT YOU WORKING WITH LONG DICK…

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Thank y'all for this 😂😂😂

When you ain’t even know yourself…..

Wow😂👌🏾💯

myafroismyhalo nicknamenyquil

This is…. pls. Y'all find God.

😐I’m dead 💀

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penis-hilton:
“ this is the most random ensemble of people i have ever witnessed in 21 years that i have been on this planet
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penis-hilton:

this is the most random ensemble of people i have ever witnessed in 21 years that i have been on this planet

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when u cum before u get to ur favorite part of the video

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Hahahahaha

when ur carrying 2 plastic bags and both of them break at the same time

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i’m not sure what just happened but it feels in balance….

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““do you have an appointment?” ”

n0chillvibes:

“do you have an appointment?”

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fun fact


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im weirdly knowlagable in the history of soda i dont even drink soda why do i know so much about it

coke and pepsi taste different because coke was invent before refrigeration so it was designed to be drunk warm, while pepsi was designed after refrigeration was invented so it was designed to be drunk cold. as a result the tastes are different but if you drink pepsi cold and coke warm theyll taste the same.

Why the fuck do you know this

i honestly have no idea

coke’s recipe was originally green but the designers made it brown so it looked more like tea

Had they never seen green tea?

i dont even know if green tea was invented in 1886 but they wanted to make the public more open to eating the fizzy drink

Green tea was invented in the 13th century and made up 22% of the tea thrown off the ship in the Boston Tea Party 

alan i know about soda not green tea

i will trade u information abt bees and carrier pigeons for information abt the history of soda

no one knows where the origin of the name ‘7up’ started but it did have a mood stabilizer in the original recipe found in present day anti-depressants

i want facts about bees and carrier pigeons now

Carrier pigeons come from a species of Wild Rock pigeon, and their flights could be as long as 1800 km and were used as early as 3000 years ago. 

You know in old cartoons where a character throws a beehive at someone, and you think ‘lol, but that wouldn’t work in real life’. Turns out it would, and did. People used to lob beehives at the approximate location of the enemy forces to expose them. 

this is amazing thank you

i want more soda history facts this is fascinating

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residentevils:

when u accidently type me instead of my 

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accidentally typing “yeha” instead of “yeah”

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accidentally typing olay instead of okay

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accidentally typing “oy” instead of yo

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accidentally typing “god” instead of “good”

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accidentally typing ‘thy’ instead of ‘they’

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accidentally typing “beliebe” instead of “believe”

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typing “hte” instead of “the” 

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typing “laso” instead of “also”

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typing “oaky” instead of “okay”

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